Well, it’s official—I’m lost in space. The good news is, I’ve got an all-expenses-paid trip to the great unknown. The bad news? No Wi-Fi, no cell service, and no one to yell at about the malfunctioning comms. I’ve tried talking to the ship’s AI, but it only responds with passive-aggressive “System Reboots” and “Please try again later” messages. So here I am, floating alone, my only company the endless void and the occasional space debris that reminds me of how little I actually know about navigating a ship. If anyone finds this, I’ll be the one wearing the “I’m not lost, I’m just exploring” expression while frantically pressing every button on the console.